The Mismanagement Committee 2025

Grand Mattress

Half Sex

Deputy Grand Master

Chourico

RA

Clitoria

Deputy RA

G-Cross

On Sec + Hare Raiser

Happy Ending

Deputy On Sec + Hare Raiser

Vacant

Webmaster

Bimboy

Hash Beer

Ball Scratcher

Deputy Hash Beer

Clitoria

Hash Cash

Bullshit

Deputy Hash Cash

Happy Ending

Haberdash

Chourico

Trail Master

Chourico

Deputy Trail Master

Bullshit

Hash Events + Flash

Anaconda Rider

Hash Events + Flash

Yab Yam

Hash Events + Flash

Wall Banger

Hash Events

Half Sex

Hash Nosh

Octopussy

Song Master

Clitoria

Deputy Song Master

Chourico

History of the Lilongwe Hash House Harriers

Lilongwe Hash House Harriers, for reasons not known, (probably too little beer) have lost most of the records and other things such as, run numbers, wives, keys, shoes, etc.

When Bushy (our honourable GM) came along, we were told that we shouldn’t really be losing stuff and we should start to take things a bit more seriously. So we did. Beer consumption increased considerably and we now have a website.

Due to Hashers leaving the country, busy work schedules & traffic (traffic is also known as development in some circles), Hashers find it hard to make it on time … Monday 17.00 is not the easiest for everyone, unless your spouse earns the dosh and you have a passion for beer on Mondays.
 
However, thanks to the tireless efforts of a few committed hardcore Hashers namely Helen (Bolthole) Bowers, Carol (Diviner) Bowers, George (Custodian) Bowers (family business), Marcel (Bimboy) Blankenstein and Kristien (Flaming Flemish Fetish) Cuisinier, Lilongwe Hash kept going.
 
From the records (I thought we lost these?) provided by Custodian the names given below held Mismanagement Positions:
  • Peter (Fancy Pants) Killick – RA
  • Jasper (Pig Iron) Steele – RA
  • Marcel (Bimboy) Blankenstein – RA
  • Sean (Ho Ho Ho) Stapleton – RA
  • Dawn (Motor Mouth) Cottam – Haberdasher/Nosh
  • Mac (Knife) Maclachlan – Hare Raiser / Hash Beer
  • Margie (Cinders) Maclachlan – Nosh / Hare Raiser / Hash Beer
  • Roger (Big John) Garside – Hare Raiser / Hash Beer
  • George (Custodian) Bowers – Hare Raiser / Hash Beer
  • Kristien (Flaming Flemish Fetish) Cuisinier – Hash Register
  • Helen (Bolthole) Bowers – Hash Register
  • Carol (Diviner) Bowers – Hash Cash / Haberdasher
 
The Run directions were sent out by Lilongwe Expats Group, Lilongwe Chat, Facebook, and before big tech, smoke signals and pigeons.
The Website was introduced by Aint Ze Bush (Bushy).
 
Thanks Bushy.
 
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